This post was blogged over at AdvertiseSpace, and I couldn’t help getting a laugh from this article:

“They don’t actually create any content themselves. They sponge off the hard work of bloggers worldwide, using their content to display Google ads and they pocket most of the money, just like real pimps do to their hookers. Yes, if you have a blog and you are running Google AdSense, you are Google’s Hooker, and Google is your pimp.- They don’t tell you how much they make off your content. Yes, that is correct. It is a business partnership, but they take the money from the end client first, they don’t tell you how much they get, keep as much as they want, and give you however much of the leftovers they feel like. Just like a Pimp does to his hookers, he gets paid first without telling them what he charges.

Google threatens you if you decide to make some of your own money off selling your own text links on your own site. Google does not want you to make any side cash that cutts them out of the deal. If Google finds out that you are cheating on them they will probably also cutt your PR ranking down to size. Almost like real world pimps except they probably beat their hookers if they earn money somewhere else.

They will take anything they can get. Yes, just like hookers who really don’t have any standard as to who they do business with, Google again has absolutely no standards. They will let any site run Google AdSense, it doesn’t matter if the content is stolen, ripped off, questionable, nonsensical, full of profanity, racist, complete garbage, duplicated, never updated and just plan crap, Google will bang it.”

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